Born with an oversized throat. Raised by horny goats. Now a three-book legend. Signed copies, straight from Brad Gosse.
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Read them in order. Watch a goat go from medical mystery to middle management.
$29 signed copy · Free worldwide shippingBook One 2023
Every party has one goat who takes things down, both large and small. Becky was born with a rare condition she never planned, and she turned it into a social life. The book that started the legend, signed by the man who should probably know better.
Book Two 2025
Bratwurst. Kielbasa. Chorizo. Boudin. Becky enters the grand sausage festival with one goal and a throat like a cavern, and the crowd goes absolutely feral. The unhinged sequel that took her from humble goat to international throat legend.
Book Three 2026
The only business book that gets straight to the point. Becky trades the barnyard for a corner office, slipping under desks to check on the caulk and polishing every knob until the board makes her VP. Proof that hard work pays off, depending on what kind of work.
A cream goat is born in the land where horny goats dwell. The doctor holds up her X-ray and quietly asks for a second opinion.
An oversized throat. A rare condition. The prognosis: she will never, ever choke under pressure.
The male goats point and laugh at her neck. Then they all ask for her number. Same goats. Same week.
When Becky goes out, everybody comes. Hosts start buying bigger snacks just to see what happens.
One festival. Every sausage. Under a full moon, a crowd chants her name and a barker loses his voice.
New suit. Pink shirt. Shiny black shoes. She opens up wide for every task nobody else will touch.
The board votes unanimously. Nobody will say what for. Everybody says she earned it.
You've read the books. Now see her in motion. Becky lets loose in "Goat Gone Wild." Watch with headphones. Watch with friends. Do not watch with your pastor.
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I laughed at her neck in grade school. Now I just stare at her LinkedIn.
She came to my barbecue. There is no more barbecue.
I called her once. I woke up three days later on a cloud.
We brought a sausage to the festival. Becky brought the festival home.
Best VP we've ever had. Her door is always open. So is everything else.
Five stars. Would get swallowed again.
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