Turn Your Voicemail Into a Freakin’ Party

Tired of boring voicemail greetings that put people to sleep faster than your Aunt’s mashed potatoes at Thanksgiving? Enter Becky the Throat Goat—she’s here to take your voicemail from “meh” to “WTF did I just hear?”

Tired of Your Boring, Snoozefest Voicemail? Let Becky Handle That.

From the twisted, best-selling mind of Brad Gosse and his wildly popular book, “Becky the Throat Goat”, comes the most hilariously inappropriate voicemail greetings you’ll ever put on your phone. These aren’t your grandmother’s answering messages, unless your grandma’s got a wild side you’ve been avoiding at family dinners.

Let’s get real: Becky’s not here to help you sound professional. She’s here to make your voicemail the highlight of someone’s day—and to leave them wondering if they should call again or just leave you alone forever. Either way, it’s a win.

What’s Becky Bringing to Your Voicemail?

We’ve got 10 raunchy, inappropriate, laugh-out-loud audio files featuring Becky at her absolute finest. Each one crafted to make your voicemail unforgettable… or at least something people won’t soon forget, even if they try.

10 Spicy Audio Files

Becky’s got a mouthful of hilarity, sass, and a bit of inappropriate magic waiting just for you. Download her voicemail greetings, and never apologize for being unavailable again! These ain’t your grandma’s voicemails.

What’s On the Menu?

• Busy with My Mouth Full (Audio) – For when you’re tied up… literally or metaphorically.
• Doing Absolutely Nothing (Audio) – Because admitting you’re lazy is just good for the soul.
• Doing Something Way More Fun (Audio) – Like, obviously.
• Freak Off Party (Audio) – Your phone’s on silent, but the party sure isn’t.
• Pretend to Care Later (Audio) – Because fake caring takes effort.
• Sausage Festival (Audio) – Say no more.
• Spicy Meatballs (Audio) – The voicemail equivalent of eating habaneros.
• Swallow It Whole (Audio) – Let Becky handle this one.
• Taste Your Sweet Voice (Audio) – Because you sound delicious, and Becky’s hungry.
• Tell Me Your Wildest Fantasy (Audio) – Tempting, isn’t it?

Download Now, Pay What You Want

You read that right. You can download all 10 of these audio files for FREE. That’s right, $0. No strings, no catches, just Becky’s sultry (and slightly inappropriate) voice waiting to take over your voicemail. If you’re feeling generous and Becky’s really given you life, toss her a couple of bucks to show your appreciation. But honestly, no pressure—she’s a giver.

Fake Love from Fake Fans

Don’t just take our word for it (or Becky’s, for that matter). Here’s what some totally real people had to say:

After setting up Becky’s greeting, I lost all my business contacts, but I’ve never been more popular at parties.

Chad B., Sales Guy Who’s Definitely Getting Fired

My grandma left me a voicemail saying she’s never been more proud. I haven’t spoken to her since.

Jessica R., Formerly a Good Girl

I haven’t had to talk to my ex since I switched to Becky’s ‘Freak Off Party’ greeting. Life-changing.

Mike D., Professional Avoider of Human Interaction

What’s Next for Becky?

This is just the beginning of Becky’s inappropriate reign over your digital life. Download these audio files now, and you’ll automatically be added to Becky’s exclusive email list. Don’t worry, it’s super easy to unsubscribe if you can’t handle the heat—but why would you? Becky’s got more wild surprises coming your way, and you won’t want to miss out.

How to Get Yours:

1. Click to Download – No forms, no BS, just pure Becky goodness.

2. Pay What You Want – Nada, zip, zilch, or show Becky a little love with some cash. You decide.

3. Laugh Your A$$ Off – Set Becky as your voicemail greeting, sit back, and enjoy the chaos that follows.

Why Wait? Becky’s Ready to Fill Your Voicemail

Your voicemail is lame. Becky’s not. Get these greetings now and turn your missed calls into a freakin’ experience.Get Your Download Now:

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Make your voicemail greet the world the way it should: inappropriate, hilarious, and unapologetically Becky.

“From the famous best-selling book by Brad Gosse, ‘Becky the Throat Goat’, comes a voicemail experience you never knew you needed. If you thought reading about Becky was wild, wait till she answers your calls!”